About us

The Legend of Oui Oui Baguette

At Oui Oui Baguette, we believe in one thing:
why train for years when you can download talent in minutes?

Founded in 2024 by a mysterious group known only as La Boulangerie, our mission is to bring the elegance of French baking to the battlefield of modern gaming.

Our philosophy is simple:

If you can’t aim, automate it.
If you can’t communicate, share omniscience.
If you can’t play… pretend.

Our imaginary team includes:

Jean-Bot Pierre — Head of Overengineered Algorithms
Marie “Wallhack” Dupont — Director of Situational Awareness
CroissantGPT — Not an actual AI, just a croissant placed on a keyboard
The Legal Department — Currently on permanent vacation

We operate from a secret underground bunker located somewhere between a bakery and a bad life choice.

Oui Oui Baguette:
Because skill is temporary, but satire is forever.