Refund and Returns Policy

– Or: “Haha. No.” –

Welcome to our Refund & Returns Policy, a legally-themed page that exists only because someone, somewhere, once asked for their money back after “accidentally buying a cheat.”
So here we are.

1. Refunds

We do not offer refunds.
Not because we’re evil — though we won’t deny it — but because:

1. You knew exactly what you were buying.
2. You used it.
3. You won.
4. Then you got reported.
5. And now somehow that’s our fault?

If you purchased our product, congrats:
You’ve joined an elite club of people who accept responsibility for their questionable life choices.

2. Returns

Digital goods cannot be “returned.”
You can’t uninstall knowledge.
You can’t un-see the wallhack.
You can’t ship us back the unfair advantage.
There is no RMA number for moral corruption.

3. “It Didn’t Work” Claims

If the cheat “didn’t work,” we encourage you to double-check the following:

• Is your PC turned on?
• Are you using the correct game? (Yes, this has happened.)
• Did you actually read the instructions? (No, this has not happened.)
• Are you, perhaps, simply bad?

If after this checklist you still believe the software is broken, please open a ticket.
We will ignore it with style and professionalism.

4. Chargebacks

Attempting a chargeback will result in:

• Loss of access
• Loss of dignity
• Loss of the ability to complain in our Discord
• Immediate addition to our internal list of “People Who Must Be Fun at Parties”

5. Legal Stuff

This policy is compliant with all international regulations regarding refunds on digital goods.
It is also compliant with the unofficial international rule of “you used it, you keep it.”

6. Final Word

By purchasing anything from us, you agree that:

• You wanted it.
• You got it.
• You aren’t getting your money back.
• And honestly, this shouldn’t be a surprise.

Thanks for choosing us.
We love you.
But not that much.